Doin’ It to You in Your Ear Drums, in 88 Words or Less: "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"

Today on House of Pride Radio, I'm honoring this 1978 Rod Stewart classic, #308 on Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. Listen in from 6-8 pm Pacific tonight!

It’s Rod the Mod and you’re seeing leopard;

got on nothing a bag o’ marbles can’t hold.

Peel a grape and gape:

He’s there right in front of you!

Multiply this, and now you’ve got a whole roomful of Rods

except where his head should be

you see

Bette Davis, Prince and Cher

the UPS man!
Yogi Bear!
the Golden Girls, Barack and Joe,

Everyone who’s nice you know

Brigitte Bardot and Tom Jones, too

They’re all sexy—

so are you!