Did you know that people grow big-a$$ pumpkins, hollow them out and race them across lakes? If I were to journey out to sea in such a vessel, I’d make sure there were two little holes in the back for Bing’s and Derrick’s tails, so they could use them as oars in a pinch.
But can a 1,000-pound punkin’ get you safely past the isle of the Sirens?
More starchy vegetables
On the other hand: Don't eat no mashed potatoes, don't eat no buttered scones? Stay away from carbohydrates? You're gonna look like skin and bone :-)
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